Hey look a white dot

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 04/21/2020 at 08:15 • Filed to: None

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i was just impressed the potato camera could pick it up. P retty sure it was a flying saucer coming to press the reset button

or it was Venus. Probably Venus.

i want.

pip bip - choose Corrour > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 08:23

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i want a UFO to come and take me away from this shit.

i’ll put up with being probed. anything is going to be better than Trump being a complete and utter dick!

Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 08:43

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Hmmmm...definitely n ot enough corona to be the sun.

/too early for astronomy jokes

nerd_racing > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 08:52

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So you know how we love watching video clips of fat animals? Especially when they struggle to do things?  Well my theory is that the UFOs we see are film crews for the Alien’s favorite reality show, we are the fat animals, we struggle to do many things.  Hell, I’m sure I’ve made a highlight reel or two myself.  

OPPOsaurus WRX > nerd_racing 04/21/2020 at 09:03

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That was an episode of South Park. I think they figured it all out because the satellite dish in Cartmans’s ass was malfunctioning .

$kaycog > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/21/2020 at 09:12

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Yep.

nerd_racing > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 09:19

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I choose the no anal probes option. 

boredalways > $kaycog 04/21/2020 at 09:23

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That thing should be orange. Or yellow.

Regardless, I   will have nightmares tonight.

boredalways > nerd_racing 04/21/2020 at 09:25

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boredalways > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 09:35

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Yep, “ Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” was the first ever episode of South Park. Also one of my favorite clips*

*too bad Matt & Trey bottles everything up on their website

Snuze: Needs another Swede > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 10:21

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I always wonder what would happen if space critters did show up. How would people react? I also wonder what would happen if they showed up in like Denmark, or Lithuania, or Pakistan, or whe r ever. I think we’ve been brainwashed by Hollywood to think “America is the most powerful country, so the aliens will naturally come here and we will speak for the world, because of course we will . ” I think it would be funny if they showed up and were like “Nope, we want to talk to Zaire, those people have it all figured out. ” 

OPPOsaurus WRX > Snuze: Needs another Swede 04/21/2020 at 12:33

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i’d imagine they would land in a low risk place, so Amerca is out.  As soon as they land here some dipshit with an AK will start shooting at them

Snuze: Needs another Swede > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 12:53

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I do take some solace that our hypothetical dipshit would use an AK and thus probably miss .

But I think you’re right. I f they are smart enough to master interstellar travel, they’re smart enough to do some recon and find an ideal landing site. Actually, the galactic brain move at this point would probably be to bypass E arth all together.

A Boy and His Longtail > OPPOsaurus WRX 04/21/2020 at 12:54

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I had an idea for a hilarious alien movie that this just reminded me of. The premise would be aliens come to invade Earth, but when they attack us they are horribly outgunned by our technology. Kind of like conquistadores and South America  but with the sides flipped.